Memories of Salty
(sung to Memory from Cats)

Morning
Not a sound from the Sony
Has the world lost its senses
Could we go back in time?

Now the dawn's light
Is crying for the sound of his voice:
God how I miss
Salty Brine!

Long enduring
Reassuring
The anchor of PRO's roster
We need that fellow
Because who'll bellow
"No school Foster/Glocester!"

Salty
In great sorrow we're mired
Could you please un-retire
'Cause I'm your biggest fan
We should bronze you
And put you on the capitol's dome
As our next
Independent Man!